The Selcouth Sesquipedalian

is this even a kid show

thecharliecharmander:

"Jarvis, get Pikachu to use tackle.""Sir, wouldn’t you prefer to use thun-""Tackle, Jarvis!""Yes, sir."

thecharliecharmander:

"Jarvis, get Pikachu to use tackle."
"Sir, wouldn’t you prefer to use thun-"
"Tackle, Jarvis!"
"Yes, sir."

icarly-official:

if you use the bible as an excuse towards being anti gay dont forget that:

  • shrimp
  • pork
  • obesity
  • torn clothes (like ripped jeans)
  • wearing clothing made from 2 different fabrics
  • cutting your hair
  • shaving
  • tattoos
  • and working on Sundays

are all listed as abominations in the bible as well

assholedisney:

I strongly identify with woodland elves because I too like to drink wine and talk about how men are failing

the-gallium-knight:

justrussianthings:

freshtodebt:

justrussianthings:

turbotwintastic:

diseasegirl:

justrussianthings:

As promised. The video that inspired me to make this blog.

The fact that is seems that all the drivers come out unscathed and living, goodness.

Also shows that the Russian road/traffic/railway problem hasn’t been solved since Tsar Nicholas II Romanov attempted to do something about it.

Ey.

((I’M LAUGHING SO HARD AT 0:58! “Don’t Stop Me Noowwww” *rear ends a guy*

this has now become my favorite russian car crash vid just for that.  (I spend way too much time watching these vids anyway….)))

My favorite would have to be the simultaneous “YEBAAAT’” (‘fuck’ in Russian) at 2:35… I don’t know why, but hearing Russians curse is the most amusing thing ever.

Is there even such thing as vehicle insurance in Russia? I couldn’t imagine the shit they’d have to deal with.

There is, but it’s shitty. And the courts prefer video evidence over witness testimony. So Russians started investing in dash cams, and it became somewhat of a cultural thing.

Look how safe and efficient the system becomes without government regulation lmao

captainofalltheships:

Chrys watches GoT [x]